A Star Wars Story & CGI-Egon Spengler, i think we should hear them out

In Joe Dante’s spirit of anarchy and self-aware commentary on sequels that was Gremlins 2, it’s only natural to do that again! But bigger!! This time with the ghoulish things that are soulless corporate reboots.

A real life Gizmo lives in Joe Dante’s basement and REAL Gremlins are unleashed on the set of the pathetic “Gremlins” soft reboot. A lazy director-for-hire, a moronic studio producer, and clueless actors suffer the consequences as Zach Galligan intentionally sabotages the film. After realizing the mistake he’s made, Zach and his co-star son Finn Wolfhard must stop the Gremlins before the escape the studio lot, or worse knock down the famed Warner Brothers water tower!

Some notes for after viewing:

Of course Stripe is hiding inside a Gizmo costume. Makes much more sense.
And Phoebe Cates will return to acting as she’ll be the one who plays Snow White in the fake film reboot trap. That’s an obvious one we didn’t think of.

Thanks for listening!!!