I was bored, so I decided to bless some hikers here in the Sarnia woods with my presence. They were so grateful they dropped all their brand-new shit and ran for their lives. It was beautiful.
I took the loot back to my cave to do an unboxing for you guys and found the jackpot: a six-pack of cold Canadian beer. One thing led to another, the beer told me I was invincible, and I did what any rational content king would do: I went looking for a bear to fight.
Let’s just say the bear… didn’t fight clean. He cheated. I’m pretty sure he’s on steroids. I’m not admitting I lost, I’m calling it a tactical retreat to my cave to heal my… uh… everything. The important thing is I got the whole damn thing on camera for you degenerates.
You guys are subscribing like crazy, thanks for all the support while I recover.
