Jesus Christ. I knew Juan Soto was good, but I didn’t realize he was already a fucking legend. Like that is something you would hear Babe Ruth did back in the day when the entire world was black and white where telling tall tales was a national pastime since nobody could call you out on your bullshit.
Juan Soto did that shit during a televised game with a cameraphone documenting everything. I personally think the only way that could have been more impressive is if Soto hit the ball right into that clown’s mouth like he was going for a free game at the 18th hole of a mini golf course. But Juan Soto is a magnanimous man who is as great a human as he is a baseball player. Which is why he tried to give that green-shirted bozo a free souvenir before that fan exposed himself as an neverrated fraud that can only catch L’s. I heard Yankees fans talk all of last season about how much of a treat it was to watch Juan Soto play baseball. But I admittedly didn’t realize he could do shit like this and I truly can’t wait to see what he has in store for us over the next 15 years.
